awe yes, the ever annoying vampYre (thatz right, with a Y.....spell it right you fuckin' dumb-shits) wannabes......what can i say about them?! oh i know, i used to be one.....well, sort of....

i hate anne rice, never even played that masquerade game, and i am fortunately one who knows quite a bit about these legendary creatures known as vampires.....oooh, i know, i suck!!!!!!!!!! anywho, you can always test lil' poser goth kids who wanna be vampYres from those peeps who just idolize the creature, or at least have knowledge of them.....ask them three simple questions: Vlad Tepes is regarded as the sole inspiration of Bram Stroker's Dracula, true or false? (if they are intelligent, realizing this is a trick question, ask them then: Who else is the inspiration, and in what way?) Why did "fangs" become popular with the vampire image? and finally, Who is Konstantinos?

so, if they can't answer these, then politely make fun of them and tell them to go run and play in Hot Topic......yay!