i used to always have this dream where I was at my stepdad's old apartment, and when I got there, there was this little dog who tried to attack me. so i'd punch the dog in the face, and his cheeks would balloon out, cartoon-style. so i'd push the cheeks in, and his eyes or ears or something would balloon out. i'd push them in, and the nose would balloon out, and so on and so forth. i could never get the dog's face to look normal again.

Weird.