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04-13-05

Hmmm....thinking.....

Me and another student thought we'd take uo a challenge on trying to restore an overdose victime who was dead in his flat for 15 days before being found.
That was a bad idea, we got in trouble for releasing way too many smells upon the building, as basically he was falling apart and it was a stupid idea..
Muddy.
Liquifying.

People with very twisted spines can be hard to work on as they won't life flat, and so when you touch them it's trying to operate on a rocking chair.

The worst things are usually non-dead related.

A woman, the head of an enormous household, with many grown up sons, was picked up from her home recently. One son demanded she go downstairs feet first as it was more natural, but another said she had to leave the front door head first, and out of the front door which was partially blocked. So they had to turn her coffin round in a tiny space to make sure she left the building head first and out of the right, respectable door.
Everyone assembled outside to watch her leave teafully, and the van wouldn't start.
The grieving family offered to help push it down the road, and they did it too.

This was in the middle of the night, when I saw the drivers in the morning they were so embarrassed, they said it was the worse thing ever to happen.



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