Why dont black people have dreams?

- Cause the last one who did got shot.

Did you hear about the Jewish wife who told her husband, "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt?"

- So he fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.

What do you do if you see a french guy floppin around on the ground?

- Stop laughin and reload

What do you call a bunch of mexicans standing around the outside of your house?

- A SPICket fence