Things are stupid

Slutty people: stupid!
Petty arguments with cool people: stupid!
Macdonalds doing salads: stupid!
Having to go to bed early because you have to get up early, although you really don't want to get up early: stupid!
Pieces of mandarin dripping all their juice onto your clean trousers: stupid!
Dentist saying you have too much citrus and too many fizzy drinks, when you don't, and that you have to cut down: stupid!
Dust: stupid!
The incongruence of some Buffy episodes: stupid!
Yearbook photos: stupid!
The layout of www.lewisham.ac.uk: stupid!

Yeah!
I want special powers.

Watching 6+ hours of Buffy in one day: makes you stupid!