on my yahoo profile....


"I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?"

This is what joking around got me....Read this carefully.... it's a riot! (Well, except for the sick parts, but it's funny nonetheless)

bdsmprelove: hey there.. I was just checking out your profile.. very interesting
bdsmprelove: are you really into necro?
waterrtbh: yes, yes I am - are you dead?
bdsmprelove: lol. no.. but when I do.. please. come over and take full advantage of me
waterrtbh: leave me your phone number and address, and next of kin
bdsmprelove: hahah
bdsmprelove: right on
bdsmprelove: I think necrophilia is so fuckin hot.
waterrtbh: there's only a limited time for us women
bdsmprelove: what do you mean?
waterrtbh: because rigermortis doesn't last forever
bdsmprelove: ohh.. true
bdsmprelove: I hear when guys die.. they have a hardon for a while
waterrtbh: you havent fucked many dead men have you?
bdsmprelove: no I havent
waterrtbh: you dont know what your missing
bdsmprelove: hehe
waterrtbh: when you're done, roll them out of bed and go to sleep, noone bothers you
bdsmprelove: have you done any dead men before?
waterrtbh: enough to know to be very careful about timing.
bdsmprelove: ohh
bdsmprelove: were you assuming I was male or female?
waterrtbh: male
bdsmprelove: ok
bdsmprelove: I'd love to try it out sometime. any suggestions?
waterrtbh: I prefer poison. Least messy - and die on the toilet, so your date doesn't have to deal with the mess.
bdsmprelove: haha.. I meant.. me messing around with someone else.
bdsmprelove: dead
waterrtbh: you have any friends at the morgue?
bdsmprelove: yea.. thats why I'm so into it I think
bdsmprelove: I see them all the time
waterrtbh: well there you go - hook up with one of them. I seriously don't recommend killing your own
bdsmprelove: no i know
waterrtbh: theres nothing even close to dead in prison
waterrtbh: course - you could be someone elses bitch, and play dead
bdsmprelove: hehe.. very true
bdsmprelove: I saw a young girl there once..and got so hard
waterrtbh: yeah I bet
bdsmprelove: do you mess with girls?
waterrtbh: girls? hell, i mess with dogs if they're dead
bdsmprelove: do you have an age limit?
waterrtbh: anything less wrinkled than a rasin works for me
bdsmprelove: what about young ones? whats the youngest dead boy or girl youd fuck with?
waterrtbh: i'd have to wait for an 18 year old - at least they're legallly of age
bdsmprelove: but they're dead.. hehe
bdsmprelove: this girl was like..4 .
bdsmprelove: couldnt help but get hard seeing her dead and naked
waterrtbh: ok - now that's a little sick
waterrtbh: exactly which orifice you think your dick would fit?
bdsmprelove: lol. mouth maybe?
waterrtbh: doubtful
bdsmprelove: just got hard at the thought
waterrtbh: and she still has teeth
waterrtbh: I'd watch out if I were you
bdsmprelove: ya
waterrtbh: what if she werent really dead
waterrtbh: and bit your dick off
bdsmprelove: lol. she was dead
waterrtbh: i dunno man - ive heard some freaky ass stories
waterrtbh: and god knows - i wouldnt want a dead man waking up on me
waterrtbh: ruin the whole thing.
bdsmprelove: lol
bdsmprelove: I hear you
waterrtbh: he would start talking...then... OVER
bdsmprelove: hahaha
bdsmprelove: I dont think this girl was going to be talking anytime soon
waterrtbh: yeah well - 4 years old is a bit young - even for a necropedophile, I suggest therapy
bdsmprelove: lol
bdsmprelove: do you have any fetishes?
waterrtbh: dude - you can get away with one extreme sexual desire - but not two
waterrtbh: fetishes? yeah - i have a few
waterrtbh: I like to masturbate with ice cold carrots, got one chilling right now
bdsmprelove: nice. remind you of a dead cock?
waterrtbh: yeh - but im a vegetarian
bdsmprelove: I love women or girls who wear pantyhose or tights.. or leather.
waterrtbh: do you like sheep in leather?
bdsmprelove: lol. no do you?
waterrtbh: oh yeah - those leather G's on a sheep and a garter belt lead to al sorts of fantasies
bdsmprelove: haha.. whats wrong with liking women or girls who wear pantyhose or tights.. or leather?
bdsmprelove: ?
waterrtbh: nothing - but dude - gotta tell you....
waterrtbh: your sick if you really want to bang a 4 year old dead girl, and this conversation is going straight to my buddy at the FBI.... see ya.
bdsmprelove: lol
bdsmprelove: you said you like roleplay in your profile..
bdsmprelove: so I was roleplaying
bdsmprelove: you roleplay dont you?
bdsmprelove: hello?
bdsmprelove: hello?
bdsmprelove: hello?
bdsmprelove: hello?