Er.... Okay well I should start a list...

I was smoking a cigarette and styling my hair, I put the cigarette in my mouth and started spaying hairspray and my hair set on fire, I picked up my bathrobe and put out my hiar with it, threw the bath robe on the floor and stood in front of the mirror checking my hair. My hair was singed but I also smelt something burning, I turned around to see that my carpet was on fire where I threw my bath robe... Petty dumb huh...

I got drunk and lost my house keys once... I walked home but I was so trashed, I tried to open my door with a pencil that I pulled out of my pocket.... I was there for an hour before I realized that it was pencil....

I was in my room painting my nails naked... (This is so very stupid) I fucked up one of my nails so I picked up the nail polish remover but lost my grip and spilt it on myself... With me being naked, some of it spilt onto my.... Private parts... It was very painful... I never paint my nails when Im naked now...

I refilled my zippo and lit it straight after... I didn't realize I got some of the fluid onto my hands... Set my hands on fire...

I went to to the mall in Gateshead (the metro centre) and was eating at a fast food restraunt with my friend and cousin... I was waiting in line to be served wearing a low cut top. When I got to the counter, I leaned over and my breast fell out...

I had a hangover and was up all night talking to my friend Maggie and Todd, Todd wanted to go out for breakfast so Todd took his truck and Maggie and I took her car.... was pretty sketched out and so was Maggie but we ate beakfast and left the restraunt... I forgot to pick something up for Sebastian so I ran back in to get him something. When I came back out I started to walk to the car but slipped on some ice and ended up wearing the take out food I bought...

Im going to stop there.... Heh