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Originally Posted by Lenina I think that kids should stop wearing slutty clothes and stop cutting the oxygen supply from their asses with jeans that are ten sizes too small for them. How are they supposed to think when their asses are choked of air? |
Then I would have no reason to ever visit a mall.
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Men should stop thinking that by saying sorry, everything is alright. Its not fuckers. How would you feel if I kicked you in the nuts and then straight afterwards said. "Oh, sorry!"? You fuckers would go on about it for ages afterwards so shut the fuck up! Just because you say sorry doesn't mean that chicks are gonna be like. "Okay! Im soooo happy now!" Its a pipedream fuckers... How about you just say "Im not really sorry, Im just saying something to shut you the fuck up.... Make it an issue, I will put it down to PMS... You will break... If I tell you to shut your piehole for a little while... You will crack and don't worry, I think it will be all better once I try to stick my dick in your mouth."
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I'm going to try this. I think it might work.
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Im a smoker... Ontario has this no smoking anywhere in a bar at all law out. What a fucking jip! Smokers pay the tax so people can get healthcare in Ontario amongst other things and we can't even sit in a bar and have a smoke? What is this world comming to? Its turning like California. It doesn't deter me from smoking to be honest... It makes me want to smoke more. If non-smokers have a problem with someone smoking in a bar then why don't they just walk out onto a freezing cold patio and stand there? Im sick of that fucking stupid law. Next year they should let smokers back inside to smoke.
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My city starts this in February. I could go on a long rant about how that is a violation of private property rights, but I won't.
Is that the stupid thing Canadians do with a broom?
Ban hockey, and basketball, and base ball. Baseball is too boring. Hockey and basketball are too chaotic, all I see are a bunch of guys going around in circles and everyone is trying to score. I can see that in any bar on a Saturday night.
Football is the only sport that should be allowed, and I mean American Football, not that pussy soccer.
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Make the age of consent 20 years old.
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Yes, but only for my daughter.
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Make it legal to bitchslap someone.
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You'd be bruised and bloody everyday.
So would I, probably.
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Make it illegal to act stupid.
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Then there would be like 10 of us, all working as prison guards in the massive penitentiary where everyone else lives.
You'd love that wouldn't you. You're hot for him. I can tell.