Okay so I keep repeating to myself that changes need to be made for the world at the begining of 2005. Correct me if Im wrong here but haven't any of you ever wanted to just tell the world what pisses you off and what should change? Oh so its just me then.... Oh well....

So heres my last rant of 2004 and try to repeat this without taking a breath... Anyone else who wants to rant can do the same.

I think that kids should stop wearing slutty clothes and stop cutting the oxygen supply from their asses with jeans that are ten sizes too small for them. How are they supposed to think when their asses are choked of air?

Men should stop thinking that by saying sorry, everything is alright. Its not fuckers. How would you feel if I kicked you in the nuts and then straight afterwards said. "Oh, sorry!"? You fuckers would go on about it for ages afterwards so shut the fuck up! Just because you say sorry doesn't mean that chicks are gonna be like. "Okay! Im soooo happy now!" Its a pipedream fuckers... How about you just say "Im not really sorry, Im just saying something to shut you the fuck up.... Make it an issue, I will put it down to PMS... You will break... If I tell you to shut your piehole for a little while... You will crack and don't worry, I think it will be all better once I try to stick my dick in your mouth."

Just because some chicks plaster themselves in makeup doesn't mean to say that its going to make them pretty. Im no oil painting so I gave up the ghost ages ago and now I only wear makeup when I wanna look like Adam and the ants. Or something like that. STOP PUTTING 3INCH THICK MAKEUP ON YOUR FACES AND THEN WONDER WHY YOU HAVE ACNE! I THOUGHT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN OBVIOUS BY NOW THAT THE MORE YOU CLOG UP YOUR PORES WITH CHEAP FOUNDATION, THE MORE SPOTS YOU WILL GET. FUUUUUCCCCKKKK!

I am sick and tired of ordering the same pizza from different pizza takeouts. Hey heres an idea... Why not next year CHANGE THE FUCKING MENU!!!???

Im a smoker... Ontario has this no smoking anywhere in a bar at all law out. What a fucking jip! Smokers pay the tax so people can get healthcare in Ontario amongst other things and we can't even sit in a bar and have a smoke? What is this world comming to? Its turning like California. It doesn't deter me from smoking to be honest... It makes me want to smoke more. If non-smokers have a problem with someone smoking in a bar then why don't they just walk out onto a freezing cold patio and stand there? Im sick of that fucking stupid law. Next year they should let smokers back inside to smoke.

TV COMMERCIALS! THEY PISS ME OFF!

Make McDonalds Illegal.

Make curling illegal.

Make Tim Hourtons illegal.

Bring back hockey.

Make the age of consent 20 years old.

Make it legal to bitchslap someone.

Make it illegal to act stupid.

Bodycheck Bush.