Well,this story is'ent really funny,but it made me go "oh fuck". The other night, I was at subway,and there was the longest line you'd ever seen.It was like a homeless mission,and everyone was lined up to get some Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel (7 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference!)

Anyway,I starting talking to the guy about what I wanted on my footlong sub,and the guy kept waving both hands at me. I stopped,and he pointed at his ears,and shook his head.So he was deaf,and I felt like an ass. True Story.