So I went to Texas.

I've heard that American customs are getting a little crazy, but JEEESSUUSSS!!!

I went through the green channel.

Official: Excuse me ma'am, can you step to one side please.

Me: Err, sure, what's the problem. Look, I have no bags, I'm only here to wake up a
virtual person with a bucket of water. *Points to bucket*

Official: Did you pack the water yourself?

Me: Yes. Poured it from my own tap.

Official: Has it been out of your sight at any time?

Me: Nope, well, except when I was in the toilet.

*Official talks into radio, I am led away to a room which contains an examination table and a big box of rubber gloves. Needless to say I now feel violated, and since I was denied entry to America, had to come home again. And they kept my bucket!! *