http://www.parisbusinessreview.net/ all over again.

Or you could have another war of names, calling things freedom, but go further than just "freedom fries" and actually reduce imports from France instead of increasing them.

Like, all those streets, educational institutions and the occasional city, instead of Lafayette, you could call them Freedom. Like, look at the Statue of Liberty, I mean, freedom. Greater Lafayette will become Greater Freedom.

It'll be glorious and silly.

Viva la revolution!