I made up a song one time. To the tune of Feliz Navidad.

The fleas on my dog
The fleas on my dog
The fleas on my dog
Nova Scotia, Belize, and Guam

I wanna go to South America
I wanna go to South America
I wanna go to South America
Because the whores there are cheap

The fleas on my dog
The fleas on my dog
The fleas on my dog
Nova Scotia, Belize, and Guam

I wanna go to South America
I wanna go to South America
I wanna go to South America
Because the weed there is free

Isn't it clever? YEe!