Yeah you pretty much just answered for me. You're a mentally deficient Internet slut who thinks that a few horses, a pair of blue eyes, and ass-ugly rims are gonna get her some kind of special status in everyones' eyes. Since Day One, you have been utterly predictable and uninteresting, without a trace of modesty or desire to be anything BUT an uninteresting e-slut.

You're not hot. Your horses will all be shot someday. Whenever you cry, I have an orgasm. If you want to suck anything, get on your knees and suck mine; I'll be sure not to rest my beer on your head with too much pressure.