I don't!

Hey! Spaceghost! How about I start bitching about how the only men out there are all psycho, assholes? Or looking for a piece of ass? Or willing to pledge their undying love to you, the first day you've known them? Or looking for a piece of arm candy? Or trying to find some hot young pussy to alleviate the boredom of his wife's bedroom? Or lazy internet geeks who are too fucking stupid to go out and try to function in the real world but smart enough to program some of the best applications ever known to man and can spout facts about quantum physics on command?

Oh right, that's because they aren't! Just most of them!