His name is Colin. He's great!



I got him over the weekend. He seems really smart. I don't think it will be too difficult to housetrain him.

He loves to chase a ball, still working on bringing it back. I took him to a park Sunday and let him run around in the woods on a long leash.

He doesn't bark much. That was the problem I always had with dogs. They tend to be noisy.

I adopted him from one of the local shelters. He gave me that look that said he wanted to come home with me more than anyone else.



But unfortunately, there's a problem. I've been following the news about the election closely. It's coming down to the wire, and the polls are still way to close. Either Bush or Kerry could win. I know there are a lot of Kerry supporters here, so I'm making this appeal.

If Kerry wins the election, I kill Colin. I will hold him down and slit him from neck to crotch. I want you all to think about that when you vote. I will fucking evicerate this cute puppy, and its blood will be on your hands if you vote for John Kerry.

Don't fuck with me, I'm serious.