Tip of the Day:

When wanting to start a fight with a guy who looks mean and tough, first pick a guy a little smaller and not as tough as you, then go back to the guy you want to fight with and tell him the other guy says his mom makes porn movies and is a whore, then stand back and get all the pointer's you need on your opponent, or maybe the little guy willl soften him up for you or even kick his ass, at which point you can go in and give him a few more kicks just for the fun of it.

Also if the mean is really 'mean' and beats the little guy easy then you have just made a friend of someone who might come in handy later