My girlfriend is the first woman I've ever been with that liked to smoke cigars, so this has never been an issue before. Last night, as we were about to go outside to smoke, she takes her cigar, and starts doing nasty suggestive things with it, deep-throating it, rubbing it on various parts of her body....

So when I should be getting horney over this, all I can think about is Bill fucking Clinton, and the fat cow Monica Lewinsky! That prick S.O.B. has forever ruined kinky cigar play for me.