ha........man, i remember this one dude was very animent about showing me his dick-piercing, so he wips it out and is all like...."Look at it!".....later that night, he gives me his phone number......i was like, "Hell no!".....he was ugly anyway.......

and then i have to contend with my best friend, who's getting married, yet is in the closet, and has a deep infatuation and sexual attraction for me......jeez.....no wonder i've been single for four fucking yrs.....i know....1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10+ gays and lesbians.....gah!