Are you kidding me? APRIL ROCKS!!!
The weather is getting warmer, but it's still too cold for mosquitoes.
The slutty Catholic schoolgirl uniforms are coming out of the closets and being worn. Last Saturday night at the bar there were 2 pairs of hot schoolgirl attired lesbians humping each other on the dance floor.
I bought my daughter a ton of chocolate for her Easter basket which I'm helping her eat.
And only 4 more weeks until MARCON!!!! The coolest sci-fi con in the midwest!!!!