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03-20-04

I got my nipples pierced right after I turned 18. It hurt really fucking bad and every step I took, they'd jiggle just a little, so my friend bought me some vodka and I had about..3-5 drinks...It really doesn't take much for me to get where I need to be. I couldn't even feel my face anymore, let alone my hurting boobies. My friend, Robyn, and I went somewhere and came back to her apartment. As we were walking up, we noticed a group of kids standing in a circle kinda behind one of the buildings, probably smoking pot. Robyn got this look on her face like "ooo..I'm gonna be naughty..." and called out to the guys "You got pot? we got alcohol!" I thought this was all fucking stupid, and I was pretty drunk, so I just went into the house and poured myself another one. While in the kitchen, the people started to walk in (about 8 of them). ALL of them were 13-16....REALLY disgusting. Robyn was standing in the kitchen talking to them asking them which highschools they went to. I wasn't having any of this kiddy shit, so I just went and sat on the couch with my drink.

This bitch Gina was there at Robyn's place. She was 18 too, but she had a 2 year old daughter. I spent the next 30 minutes...drunk... trying to get her daughter into bed, because Gina was too drunk to do it. Her kid refused to allow me to turn off the light or shut the door to the room she was in. She was scared because there were so many people there and she didn't know anybody. I kinda blacked out somewhere in there..don't recall much of it..

Anyway, somehow I ended up back on the couch and there's a kid laying on the sidewalk right outside the door and Robyn's screaming "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT KID DOING ON THE FUCKING GROUND?!" He was just laying there, facedown....not moving.. "He fell" they said.. "well pick him the fuck up and get him off my sidewalk!" I was..really fed up with this shit by now..I didn't see why she didn't just tell all these kids to leave.. Her roommate CJ had also invited some friends over....lotsa people...I turned to a kid next to me who had a full glass of something clear. I said "hey man..is that water..I need a drink or water.." I was..sik of drinking at this point.. He replied "Naw man..it's vodka."

Now what DUMB mother fucker would pour a full glass of vodka...And not just vodka.. MY fucking vodka..that I bought..and this kid stole...cuz I know Robyn wouldn't pour him a GLASS of vodka...I think I called him a dumb shit..and then Gina was in my face with the glass asking me to dare her to "drink it with a straight face" I should really point out that Gina was there because she was kinda seeing Robyn's roommate CJ. CJ was a crackhead. He was known for taking purses, borrowing people's cars for days on end, and showing up after being missing for a few days with blisters on his lips and say "uu..I got in a fight..they're scabs." So Gina couldn't leave because CJ had her car.

After watching Gina drink down that glass and make a really shitty face, and gag on air, I just..went into the bedroom and laid on the bed. I recall making out with Robyn to freak out all the guys in the room...and then it was just me and the kid with the vodka glass from the couch on the bed. I just closed the door and hopped on this do0d. He said his name was Sean, said he was 17 and had had sex 3 times...

CJ's friend Warren was there, and had sex with Gina on the bed right next to us...Then we switched and Sean had sex with Gina, and I had sex with Warren. He was hurting me though, so I bit the shit out of his neck. I remember him screaming and then getting up and walking through the apartment yelling at Robyn "that bitch fucking bit me" Later that night his fiance showed up and broke up with him for the mark on his neck.

Another one of the kids was involved too, but I dunno how..I forget really.

I woke up the next morning with Sean in bed with me. I got him a tortilla and made him eat it, because they were out of bread. I then told him the best thing for a hangover is another beer, and I got him one. He took a sip and ran to the bathroom and threw up the tortilla all over the place. His friends showed up to get him and as he was getting dressed, he opened his wallet and made a weird face. I didn't ask anything about it because frankly I didn't give a fuck. I took a shower and cleaned up Robyn's room a bit...Then we went to go buy a carton of cigs. I opened my purse and found that $100 was missing.

We approached the kids about it and Sean said that $40 was missing out of his wallet too.......

So then I remember that CJ had come into the room while we were having sex, and probably took our cash and left in Gina's car. Gina was still at the house, and her baby needed a new diaper. Really nasty.

And the kid wasn't 17. He was 14, and a virgin. NASTY.



I don't hang with those types anymore. I got lots of rave cave/tweeker stories like that... There's nothing funny about them really..just a long list of fucked up shit happening.

Last edited by Soul Erosion : 03-20-04 at 13:49.
  
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