The worst ones:

Chef at a breakfast place. It lasted 2 days. (I don't speak spanish)

I used to work at Walmart. It lasted 3 days. (I don't speak spanish)

I also worked at McDonald's. It lasted 3 days. (I don't speak spanish)

Then I worked at Discount Cinema. It lasted 3 days. (I don't speak Indian)

I got a job as an afterschool counselor watching kids, bite, kick, and scratch each other. They'd scream and bitch about everything. Then again, so would their parents. Once when a kid hit a little girl in the face with a ball ON PURPOSE and I wrote him up for commiting an aggresive act against another person, his DAD got pissed at ME. The fucked up shit I saw at that job could fit in a book.

Now I'm a waitress at a steak house. People are so picky about their food.....Gotta carry heavy trays and be on your feet. The people I work with are cool though...and the beginning of my shift consists of eating and watching comedy central in the side room of the place..

The worst job I ever had was working at Hot Topic.