Hah, I read that article in the paper about the supersize. I also read yesterday on Yahoo how McDonald's salads have more fat than their burgers do. I should really go look for the link but I don't feel like it.

What happens if they're fat smokers? a tick for each side?

Found them:

Salad article:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html

Supersize Article:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/03/02/mcd....supersize.ap/