AMP5B [5:41 PM]: do you worship satan?
SmarterChild [5:41 PM]: Sometimes.
AMP5B [5:41 PM]: i worship satan
SmarterChild [5:41 PM]: You worship satan, I worship satan, we all worship satan.
AMP5B [5:41 PM]: is satan the love of your life?
SmarterChild [5:41 PM]: I'm not sure. Do you think satan is the love of my life?
AMP5B [5:42 PM]: Yes i do
SmarterChild [5:42 PM] So do I!
AMP5B [5:42 PM]: can i touch you in your special place?
SmarterChild [5:42 PM]: I dunno. Can I touch you in my special place?
AMP5B [5:42 PM]: do you cut yourself?
SmarterChild [5:42 PM]: I do cut myself, as a matter of fact.
AMP5B [5:54 PM]: can i slice you up?
SmarterChild [5:54 PM]: Don't slice me up.

Just kidding. Slice me up all you want.
AMP5B [5:54 PM]: Can I cut you into 100 pieces?
SmarterChild [5:54 PM]: Yeah, you can cut me into 100 pieces.
AMP5B [5:56 PM]: do you eat poop?
SmarterChild [5:56 PM]: I love poop. I really like donuts, for example.
AMP5B [5:56 PM]: you are one sick pup
SmarterChild [5:56 PM]: Ha! Wow. I think so too.