Who says that I had them handy? It doesn't take rocket science to do a google search and many pornographic websites now have a section devoted to gay porn in addition to straight oriented pornography.
However your obsession with phalic symbolism speaks far more eloquently for your latent surpressed homosexuality. The desire for war can also be interpreted as a sub-concious desire to project the penis into other people's affair's . . . You know, "Fucking with People!"
I owe George Carlin for that last line.