Then there is self ..heh heh unlike the rest of you ..
Heh heh "Self liked the Jord so much Self bought the company LOL !"
Self COME'S to the Temple of Jordyn almost every day ! And gives offerings at night too!! LOL !!
Self is the lucky bastard who gets to Worship jordyn in the mind and the flesh !!! yummy >
Gets to take orders directly from the Jordyn ..wash her back...cook for her ..and in all ways keep her happy !

But hey Self isn't self..ish LOL !! you too can help satisfy the Jordyn ...send $ 99.99 to the Plesure of Jordyn Foundation , and you will recive photos of the Jordyn spending your cash ..It,s almost as good as if you were married to her !!!

LOL heee heee haww !! Yea ! aint you guys luck self shares ! tee hee ..


Becuase if self were a sea gull he'd ya ..MINE ! MINE ,MINE !! MINE ! lol