Welp, since you're known around here as one of the biggest whiners on the Internet, I really can't make fun of you for whining; that'd be too easy. All I'm going to say is that everyone in the world has, at some point, felt the exact same way you do. Even Jesus had the problem. He wanted to be Buddah for a couple years.

My only advice (although you didn't ask for it): stop pitying yourself, get off your ass, and live your fucking life. I guarantee you that if you actually do something, then something will happen. What else is there to do? (Note: if you say "commit suicide," you're a comic GENIUS.)






I hate when people make me post things that are fucking serious, helpful and somewhat didactic. Kiss my ass, Whineypoo.