Me and my friend, who were both way out on a gallon of vodka (In 5 minutes, between two people...ya...), and we came across a dead cat with a slug on its eye. We wanted to move the slug, and bring the cat with us. I guess the two girls (Sober) were trying to stop us, but we were quite adamant about it. So either that, or the massive knife fights in Shari's (Restaurant) while cops sit a booth away and watched.

Craziest thing you've done in public NOT drunk?