Last night I got off work after a 12 hour shift. I was tired. Changed my clothes and ate my double quarter pounder with cheese. South Park was on a commercial break. So on a whim I flipped to Mtv. I'm like.. visually assaulted with this image of a long-haired, cracked out motherfucker in a white rhinestone studded jumpsuit.. reminiscent of something the fat Elvis might wear. Or Siegfried. Or Roy. I watched with the open-mouthed morbid curiosity of seeing a car wreck. So I come to this conclusion:

The Darkness blows insane amounts of ass.

The song is retarded. The band looks retarded. Their spot in Spin magazine was retarded. The video was utterly retarded. Weak weak weak. And this band is being hailed? They are THE worst musical group I've seen come out in a loooong time. Worse than The Misfits without Danzig.

The End.