Your theory makes sense, but you're introducing a paradox that is too long for me to babble about. mmm... this has absolutely no pertinence to the subject at hand, but in my fucked-up head, it does...
http://www.darkforum.com/showthread.php?threadid=4802
Dufresne: "I'm a pacifist."
Caboose: "You're a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "No dude, that's a pedophile."