Mi Sir Jar Jar Binks!
Mi Sa Suck Ya Dick!

The prequels suck balls.

Ok..Phantom Menace could have fit into a 15min backstory. We don't need two and a half hours of this little dweeb from "Jingle All The Way" fucking up all that is to become the Most Wicked Fuckin Evil Dude Of The Galaxy.

And I don't give a shit if the "pod scene" was killer. It was unnecessary, and drawn out.

Then comes "Attack Of The Clones" again the role of Anakin was cast wrong. Who the Fuck is this kid? He can't act for SHIT! Every line he has he either overacts or underacts!

BTW, I LOVE Natalie Portman! But she couldn't pull this out of the dumpster. Eversince "Leon: The Proffesional" her career seems to have gone downhill.

Ok, I will admit that Yoda kicks ass in the battle against Christopher Lee. BUT IT WAS 2 MINUTES! Compared to a Two and a Half Hour Bore Fest!

I know the politics are important and all, but ZZZZZZZZZZ....Cut some of that shit out please George! We know what the fuck happens! Do we really need all this dialogue?
And WHAT BAD DIALOGUE!

*Around the survivors, a perimeter create!*

Lets hope the third episode doesn't suck balls.

I'll end now with a prediction as to what I think will happen.

I predict that Anakin will kill Padme right after she sends Luke and Leiah away. And in killing her will complete his journey to the Darkside.

Just a thought..